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Dav1dturner last won the day on February 1 2016

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About Dav1dturner

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    DI-C Team 2IC
  • Birthday 02/07/1953

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    Brewing , cooking ,
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    July 2015
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    Stronghold Kingdoms
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    Stronghold Kingdoms

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  1. Daves Jokes

    I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
  2. Daves Jokes

    Corporate Lesson A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story:
  3. What worlds are you playing on . I am on world 1 and 9 , EU 4  , USA 4 , GC 2 and of course IW . Regards Dave

  4. Stronghold Kingdoms

    Thank you am glad they have been preserved , as some of us still play , hours , days , months and yes, even years , before a game is won or lost . There is little kudos or glory here , but there is sometimes a bond between those that play the great game .
  5. Stronghold Kingdoms

    What ever happened to the wealth of knowledge as to the roles within a successful faction , the Supplier . the Monker and the Fighter. Where are the fabulous guides by our knowledgeable predecessors on how to rank up , how to build , and what to research. Are they all lost in the mists of time , clean-ups and space saving , or, is there some dark corner of a dungeon where these manuscripts can still be found. in trying to locate them I have only met an error code . It maybe that some of the Old Knights have personal copies of these manuscripts , I would beseech them to forward such copies ( Google docs , or whatever) http address to @Dav1dturner so I may archive them to a personal file for future use . Regards Dave
  6. Daves Jokes

    Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
  7. Daves Jokes

    Who Is Better On The Computer? Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
  8. Daves Jokes

    How good are you at powerpoint? I Excel at it!
  9. What is your Mic Set up?

    Just got a new headset, after standing on my old one , upgraded from a £3 one to a £7 one ,no brand but works fine and is much sturdier. Yeh some stuff from china so cheap you can hardly believe it includes shipping , you just have to wait a few weeks , order 2 and then order another when the fist one goes lol
  10. Daves Jokes

    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
  11. Games for free to play

    Reloaded world of warships , must admit fun game , also have teams as well , like to play this as a rest from SHK.
  12. Daves Jokes

    I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  13. Daves Jokes

    It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.
  14. Daves Jokes

    I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
  15. Daves Jokes

    Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.